I've seen a lot of cow creamers and cow pitchers but haven't yet come across a two-cows-hugging pitcher/creamer...until now. Yes, not one but two cows, because think of all the "You have two cows" jokes you can tell in today's political climate. Here are a smattering from the interwebs to get you going:
Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the government, and the government then sells you some milk.
Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
Or you can moooove on to other cow puns, because one cow is never enough...you always need an udder.
Two-cow creamer measures about 4-1/2" tall by 5-3/4" wide and 2-1/2" deep. Has a couple of spots on the handle where the black paint chipped away at the surface, restored with black paint. Otherwise in good vintage condition. Came from the estate of a woman who collected very unusual creamers, and this was one of the more adorable.
A simply bovine gift for the lover of cows or collector of creamers.
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